Lazy Trout Angler

I woke up and it was dark and rainy. I let the dog out and went back to bed. I woke up again and it was light and rainy. I fed the dog. Apparently, old retired me doesn’t want to get wet so I just sat around until the rain stopped. Went out and chunked a topwater bait for a couple of drifts. Four explosions, held onto three. Nice trout between 22 and 24 inches long. Came in for lunch because, apparently, that is something old retired me does. Who the heck am I fishing with? Might go back out after lunch. Might take a nap. I’ll decide after coffee.